Sgt. Cannon (Tommy Cannon) and PC Ball (Bobby Ball) run the police station in the quiet town of Little Botham. When the station is threatened with closure due to a lack of crime, they decide to invent some crimes to justify their existence. When they try to steal a painting from a local rich businessman (Roy Kinnear), they accidently stumble across a gang of real art thieves who have just stolen £1 million worth of paintings. It is up to the two bungling cops to stop them escaping with their haul.
Stars: Bobby Ball, Tommy Cannon, Suzanne Danielle, Roy Kinnear, Eric Sykes, Jack Douglas
Crew: Val Guest (Director), Val Guest (Screenplay), Sidney Gilliat (Original Story), Sid Colin (Additional Dialogue), Sidney Green (Additional Dialogue), Peter Weatherley (Editor)
Country: United Kingdom
Language: English
Studio: MAM
Runtime: 91 minutes
Quality: HD
Released: Sep 20, 1982
IMDb: 5.8
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